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Total Medals Earned: 222 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,235 Points

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 7/17 (175/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Temple of Death

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/210 points)

Human 10 Points

Escape from the temple!

Crawler 25 Points

Escape without using either rifle

Crocodile 25 Points

Kill every creature in the temple

Spider 25 Points

Escape without dying once

Wasp 25 Points

Escape from the temple in under ten minutes

Gargantua 100 Points

Gain every other medal

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 17/20 (435/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/500 points)

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tsunami Fighter

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)

Big Heart 5 Points

Click on any donate button.

Speedy 5 Points

Beat the game with a score of under 500.

Wavey 5 Points

Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.

Surf Crasher 10 Points

Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.

Tsunami Crasher 25 Points

Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

TW. The Purple Menace

Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

Level 01 completed

Level 02 5 Points

Level 02 completed

Level 03 5 Points

Level 03 completed

Level 04 5 Points

Level 04 completed

Level 05 10 Points

Level 05 completed

Level 06 10 Points

Level 06 completed

Level 07 10 Points

Level 07 completed

Level 08 10 Points

Level 08 completed

Level 09 10 Points

Level 09 completed

Level 10 10 Points

Level 10 completed

Level 11 25 Points

Level 11 completed

Level 12 25 Points

Level 12 completed

Level 13 25 Points

Level 13 completed

Level 14 25 Points

Level 14 completed

Level 15 25 Points

Level 15 completed

Level 16 50 Points

Level 16 completed

Level 17 50 Points

Level 17 completed

Level 18 50 Points

Level 18 completed

Level 19 50 Points

Level 19 completed

Level 20 50 Points

Level 20 completed

zOMGies

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/490 points)

Collector 5 Points

Collect 10 pickups on a level

Pansy 5 Points

Die

Bullseye 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

Professional 10 Points

Kill 50 zombies

Freeman 10 Points

Kill a big zombie with the crowbar

Relentless 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies

Shredder 25 Points

Unlock the chainsaw

Zoller 25 Points

100% headshots in a level

Zombieland 25 Points

Reach level 10

Marathon 50 Points

Reach level 20

Massacre 50 Points

Kill 500 zombies

Sureshot! 50 Points

Get 100 headshots

Zombie Holocaust 100 Points

Kill 1000 zombies

Zomg! 100 Points

Reach level 30